Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere Pam is definitely maker of the year! She really hasn’t done much this besides baby sit Tara, and I thought they would have caused a little more chaos by now. However, everything has been controlled inside Fangtasia, and they have made the most of those moments. When they went downstairs and the white trash unpaid food whore was there, I was like “hell yea Pam, that is how you take care of your children.” HopefullyTara makes a good pet of her.
Now onto one of the more shocking moments of the night: Luna turning into Sam. I didn’t see that coming. I wonder if this means she will meet the same Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere fate as Tommy. As depressing as that might be, it was fun seeing Luna act as Sam, or Sam act as Luna. Anyone notice when he (she) walked out of the hospital, he (she) was still walking like a woman? And that was such a funny conversation they had on the couch saying things like “we are a lot alike,” and you’re “incredibly handsome.”
As for the real Sam, I told you he would make a good cop. Is Andy’s job in trouble? What a great thing to do. You don’t want to tell me what I want to do. That’s fine. I’ll Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere just turn into your worse nightmare, and we’ll see if you care to talk then. Just seeing him change in front of you is freaky enough.
At least it worked cause he spilled the beans about Jessica. You see Jessica that is why you can’t go home with every guy that wants to have his blood sucked. I said BLOOD not… Anyway, we ended up in another moment where we knew an important character wasn’t going to die. They are doing so many of these moments that they better just kill off an important character already. I did like how Hoyt let her go, but still told her to F-off! So now that he can’t be with these guys, what is Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere Hoyt going to do now? I guess that depends on who was in that car. Anyone else think the woman Luna (Sam) smelled in the house was Hoyt’s mom?
$300Lafayette! Really? Why not $400? Actually he’s being mean for not offering a friend/co-worker discount. They just caught him at a bad time. At first I was wondering why they didn’t show what happened between Lafayette and that woman. After Jesus showed up in the car, I guess we are to assume he possessed her, and killed the old nut job. Works for me! So does using V to heal wounds on your lips!
Back to what Lafayette is getting paid for. Nice try faking it! He should’ve known better at this point. Spirits just love spending some quality time with him. This spirit has Terry and Patrick freaked out. Love how they insisted that the candles be put out. I’m not sure it makes sense for the spirit just to want one of them to die. Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere Maybe it is going more for the punishment of having to kill the other, and live with it than just the plain old death. And no, Patrick doesn’t count as an important character so don’t even think about it. Yes, he needs to go, but he doesn’t fill the kill off an important character quota.
Unfortunately, neither does JD. Why is it so hard to find a good packmaster these days? Marcus got what he deserved, and JD deserves the same fate. It is almost ridiculous watching him kick Alcide’s ass. Damn V drinking wolves! Maybe Al should’ve been taking more V, and less Viagra. So much for Sookie. Talk about a quick ending to that possibility. They have gone in a totally different direction.
Maybe I’m on V. I can’t believe I’m so concerned about Sookie’s love life. I should be glad that this hasn’t been about that, especially with all the moments with Sookie and Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere Eric last . It is more interesting having her work with Jason to find out who the vampire is that killed their parents. Speaking of Jason, he is the winner of my favorite line of the night. After Sook blasted him in the head, he got up and said, “I’m fine. You got me in the head.” Definitely not Jason’s strength, but you wouldn’t know that after he convinced Sook not to get rid of her powers. Sook without her powers is just a ridiculous thought. They can save that for the series finale, which better be years away! So the vampire isn’t the King, or Bill. I would have never guessed that Freddy Krueger, now unexpectedly a vampire, Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 is the one who killed their parents. What? No, that wasn’t Freddy that scared Sookie in the bathroom. Sure as hell fooled me. Well, hopefully this Warlow character is just as scary as Freddy!
While Jason was able to get through to Sook, Eric didn’t have the same luck with Nora. I’m really not sure what Eric can do to stop all of this. Even if he were to change Nora’s mind, the Authority is too powerful, especially with the King on their side. Still not sure he is ly reborn. He might be the only vamp able Premiere to help Eric end the Authority, Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere but the King would do it with some other goal in mind. Plus, he likes killing, and eating people so we’ll see where this goes.
Jessica begs Hoyt to take the silver off, but Hoyt is conflicted. After all, Jessica did cheat on him with his best friend and broke his heart. Plus, she’s already dead. “Why don’t you love me anymore?” he asks her. Premiere “I wanted to love you,” she tells him. “I even prayed for it to come back. It just didn’t.” He points the gun against her forehead.
In the next room, the milkshake man hears the gun go off. He unlocks the door and walks inside. “You did it?” he asks Hoyt. Hoyt: “Where are the other boys?” Milkshake: “They ain’t here.” And Jessica steps out from behind the door and snaps his neck. Only problem, it’s daytime, so Jessica can’t leave. Hoyt promises to send help. “Hey, Hoyt?” Jessica says. “Thank you.” Hoyt: Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere “(Bleep) you, Jess.” Clearly he’s still conflicted.
Andy, Sam and Luna-as-Sam find Jessica in the Supe Klux Klan shack, but she’s worried when she finds out that Hoyt never made contact with them. Luna-as-Sam sniffs around and detects that a large woman with a penchant for Cheetohs, Mello Yello and menthol cigarettes was in the room. But she doubles over in pain before this makes a lick of sense. Hoyt is walking along a road when a pickup ck rumbles by. He goes over to the window and smiles: “A friendly face,” Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 1 Premiere Hoyt says to the driver. “I’ve been so freaking lost.” But the driver just lifts his gun and cocks it in Hoyt’s face.